In case your ever see this in GL magazine.....

I submitted this question on this "Ask Emma" thing:

The Harry Potter films have obviously been a great starting point for your acting career, and you've only gotten better along the way. I would like to know what your goals are for the rest of your acting career and if you would ever thought, before acting, of moving into another career field.

Since you don't fill your name out and don't get any dang credit for making up the question I want there to be proof that I made it. So incase anyone see's it, you know, tell me. Lol. It'll probably be where I found the question thing on Veritaserum.

LOL.

The flash messed it up. Not The Flash.

OK, I HAD TO CHANGE MY BLOG 'CAUSE THIS POST'S STUFF TOO SLOW!!

So Just click that ^

OH MY GOD!! I feel soo bad.....I almost forgot about the coolest night with friends ever!! I'm waiting for my loitering shirt anyways....Lol. It was with Maria, Daniel, Yanelle, Bridget, and Janelle(but for only half the time). It was so much fun I can barely remember like half of it. I got one of the pcs and then I can't get to a damn scanner cause my dad hasnt told me how to frickin use it and we havent been to his job in the last three days. I need to add a picture of a really fun night. AND TODAY MY DAD SAW LUDACRIS!!! THAT IS SOOOO AWESOME!! I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH HIM!!! DAMMNN!!!!

115! I have neglected you poor blog. But tyhere really hasn't been anything to report other than: THE BEGINNING of school. I'm such a dork. Lol. Well school is pretty cool, hey that rhymes!( Sent that to, like, all of my friends and got the same reply: Jeanne, your're stupid.) Forget you! I like Coral Gables 'cause it's awesome! The teachers are great, the library is better than any other school library I've been to(FUSHIGI YUGI: THE MYSTERIOUS PLAY ROX!), I LOVE how you can eat anywhere you frickin' want, an there's pizza, and I've eaten it every frickin day na d I'm tired of it. I need to find an alternative. Another thing I don't like is second lunch. I starve by then, and then you get there and the only thing they have is pizza, no fruit cups or hamburgers. It's gay. Tamahome and Miaka= Luv for life!!

Soooooooo Cooooool!

This is the coolest discovery I have ever heard of, and to think I found it while looking for a cursor to match my monkey background on MySpace!( I searched "Monkey Cursor")


Mind Moves Cursor
by Sandy Berger
A computer chip in a monkey’s brain can now control the cursor on a computer monitor, opening a fruitful new line of research with a myriad of potential applications.
Researchers at Brown University have successfully harnessed the power of a monkey’s brain to control the movement of a cursor on a computer screen. Three monkeys were taught to play a computer game using a joystick to move the cursor and chase a moving target on the screen. Then a very small, thinly-wired device was implanted into each monkey’s brain. This thumbnail-sized device uses a tiny array of electrodes to record, interpret, and reconstruct brain activity that controls hand movement. After the implants, the monkeys still moved the joysticks with their hands. The joysticks, however, had been completely disconnected, and the monkeys were actually controlling the cursor on the computer screen with their thoughts. The monkey’s brain rather than their hands moved the cursor. Researchers reported that the monkeys’ hands-free cursor control was almost as fast and accurate as the hands-on cursor control.
In past experiments of this nature, implants were bulky; learning to control them was cumbersome. These latest tests proved that implants can be small and easy to operate. The structure of these implants are so miniscule that future devices could easily be wireless.
Perfecting the link between mind and machine with such a system may enable those who cannot move or speak to communicate with the world. Thought-control may also be used to manipulate prosthetics for limbless patients. This concept is now poised to open the world to thousands who are trapped or limited by their own bodies. Such a successful experiment could pave the way to a future when the paralyzed may communicate, send e-mail, write letters, surf the Web, and command computer resources simply by thinking about them.

How come???????

Why is all the cool stuff happening at the END of summer??? Why? This weekend Im going to Hutchinson Island again to have some surfboard fun. And just now, my dad made reservations to go to the Animal Kingdom Resort in Disney World with some collegues and they're children. That resort is the SHIT!(almost spelled it shirt!) I tried begging to my dad to get the Savannah rooms where you open the blinds to the balcony and you see giraffes and all these other Animals from, like, Africa and stuff like that. Ooooh! I can't wait. Except for the fact that we CAN"T get the Savannah room. We got the cheapo rooms for only $120. The Savannah room is only about $100 dollars more!!!! That's not that much to see REAL, LIVE Giraffe's!! People go to AFRICA to see these damn Giraffe's for thousands of dollars and we can get it for about $100. Sheesh! No common sense. And why didn't I think about that when he was making the reservations. DAMN! I feel stoopid. Oh well! It's going to be the coolest thing EVER! I've been dieing to go to Animal Kingdom my entire life, and now I get to go. Woo Hoo!! I'm so happy!!!! YEE-HAA!

Sooo sad....

The boy woke up, just 14 years old.He brushed his teeth just like he'd been told.He rushed to the door & grabbed his books.around & around he then looks.From the second he reaches the bus the names start to be called.They made fun of his clothes & the book-bag he hauled.The boy never really fit in school.Being smart just didn't make you cool.I remember one day i saw him drentched in mustard.kids were throwing pizza & school custard.Then one girl poored milk over his head.he walked to the office wishing to be dead.& the girl he liked had no heart at all.He gave her a flower & told her to call.she took the flower & through it in the trash can.& told him she'd never date such an ugly man.so that night he said good night to his mother.kissed his dad & tucked in his little brother.He put on his shoes & walked through the night.until his middle school crept into sight.as he grabbed onto the rope he said his goodbye.for then he decided he wanted to die.so he took a step & down he fell.he hung there right infront of his own hell."Jon Gettle hung himself in front of his middle school in Merced, California at midnight. He left a note. it stated: "Bullying is a problem"

110.

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111......

On a sad note.......

This is really funny!

Some of these might be fun to try -

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/friend/mom is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cartswhen they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppersyou'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the beddingdepartment.>
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Whycan't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pickyour nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk ifhe knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "MissionImpossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" usingdifferent size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say"PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume thefetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!!!"

AHHHH!!!

School hasn't even started and I'm already about to burst!! I don't feel worthy for IB. I feel stoopid. I'm supposed to have read 3 books!! I got lucky cause I read Harry POtter and the Half-Blood Prince wihich is actually on the list. And what the hell is "annotate"
(Main Entry: an·no·tate Pronunciation: 'a-n&-"tAtFunction: verbInflected Form(s): -tat·ed; -tat·ing Etymology: Latin annotatus, past participle of annotare, from ad- + notare to mark -- more at NOTEintransitive senses : to make or furnish critical or explanatory notes or commenttransitive senses : to make or furnish annotations for (as a literary work or subject)- an·no·ta·tive /-"tA-tiv/ adjective- an·no·ta·tor /-"tA-t&r/ noun) Oh.....I still dont get it!!!! :(. I don't want to do IB anymore, too much work.

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

I have to do a bit of research to see if this is for real.

wHAT i hAVE dONE

Well summers almost over and this is what I have one:

• Been in the process of moving, seen the house be completely destroyed and then fixed up(Well almost all of it).
• Got a pool.
• Got a hamster(need to take a pic)
• My grandma came.
• Waited anxiously for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to come out at the Barnes & Nobles at Sunset Place(an almost went into Abercombie and Fitch.
• Continued traveling practice for the soccer team that I'm in.
• Stayed almost everyday at my house, doing nothing but going on the computer and watching tv and eating(I recently ate a 34.5 oz bag of cereal in about 3 days!).
• My sisters getting glasses.
• Oh shoot, almost forgot, I got contacts.
• My sisters going to have a party this saturday.
• Im going to go to Hutchinson Island on the 6th.
• Had the most horrible and sickening Fouth of July of my entire, frickin life!!
• Read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in about 10 hours.

Dan is TOO hott to go goth!

Emma would look sooo cool as a Goth! But

Ron looks awesome too. Dan just doesn't

look right......(black eye type of thing...)

104. I wonder if this is true...

1. Guys hate sluts.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. yup =D
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

103

LOL. This is funny!

102!

This guy is the biggest bitch in the world!!!!

101!

My Grandma left so now im officially broke. How sad. And now I'm stuck inside of my house doing nothing except typing away on the computer. You know Harry Potter and the Half-Blod Prince wasn't all that great. Jo kinda packed everything together. Since she's finishing the series she has to give enough back story to not have to write another book after the series is over. Happy Birthday to her oldest daughter today. And happy late birthday to Daniel Radcliffe. And happy late birthday to Claudia. And happy late bithday to....shot I forget who else's birthday it is today. or resently. It must be some famous person's B-Day today. Let me look it up. Damn. Alot. Happy Birthday to Alex Rodriguez, Triple H(?), Maureen McGovern, Peggy Fleming, Betty Thomas (wonder when Betty Crockers B-Day is.), Bobie Gentry, Jerry Van Dyke(lol), and Norman Lear. Kool!!!Bow Wow's b-day is on my birthday. And so is Chingy. Isn't Chingy bi or something?Hmm. I like that song: I ain't never had nobody show me all the things that you can show me, and the special way I feel when you hold me. We gon' always be together, baby, that's what you told me, and I believe 'cause I aint never do me like you. Do they mean "do"? I wonder. I also like that song by Usher, Nice and Slow: U-S-H-E-R R-A-Y-M-O-N-D No baby tell me what you want to do with me. And My Humps: My love, my love, my love, my love, my lovely lady lumps. And Natasha Bedingfield, These Words: I love you, is that okay? This iPOD is really getting me in touch with my music preferences. Guns, Germs, and Steel. Really good book I guess 'cause I saw the documentary on PBS or something. Schools almost going to start. NOOO!! I haven't done anything exciting. Let me highlight a few of things I know my friends have done: Natalie went to Puerto Rico. Maria got a boyfriend ;* too. Danny went on an cruise. One of my sisters friends went on a cruise to Alaska or from Alaska....w/e. One of the girls on my soccer team went on a trip to my country. The coach(almost spelled that couch!) went on a cruise to the Mediterannean. That's cool! I would have killed to do that^! Not really. Cool. It would have been fun to go to a party! Dance, dance, and talk, and snack, and swim, well if there's a pool. And I wouldn't really dance. Oh. I got a hamster. He's so cute. His name is frisky and he's light gold. His name is how he acts. Will followup with things I've done!

100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!100th POST!!!!

And I have nothing to write about!

OH HOW PRETTY I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKEA BATH IN THERE!

So true....(A post on MySpace)

This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don’t feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This is in honor of the girls who pump up a man’s ego because she knows how delicate is, and once it gets bruised, she tells him how sexy/smart/funny he is so that his confidence (and head) is as inflated as it was before some dumb bitch ripped his heart out and put it in a blender. This is for the girls with the big hearts, who aren’t afraid to be silly, who lay it on the line, and who can go with the flow. This is for the girls who truly believe there is more to guys then sex and sports, but still put up with the sexist jokes and watch ESPN Sports Center without complaint.This is for all the girls who have been told, “you’re the type of girl guys want to marry”, and who spend their Friday nights alone (or with other nice girls) because they don’t put out on the first date. This is for the girls who possess all of the qualities of a kick-ass girlfriend, but never get the time of day.This is for all of the girls who are unappreciated, but still unselfishly give their time and effort, go to great lengths to please others, and continue to genuinely care about other people’s feelings (even if they are assholes). This is for the ladies who are called prude because they would rather spoon than lick balls. For all the girls who are cast to the side, sit out the slow dances, and confidently go stag to social events, this is for you.This is for the time you had to work at 8 a.m. the next morning, but still picked his drunken ass up and drove him around so his other drunk friends wouldn’t have to leave the party and so he wouldn’t have to stumble into his house puking at 3 a.m. This is for the time he ditched hanging out with you to play video games with his friends and for the time he blew you off to stare at some anorexic blonde with jugs bigger than your head in a bathing suit. This is for the time you went to hang out with him and his friends and even though he was too cool to admit he had feelings for you and practically ignored you the whole time, you still pretended not to notice as all comments were directed to your chest instead of your face. This is for the Scarface marathon you sat through after he bitched for the first five minutes of a romantic comedy you’d been dying to see, but you let him choose what to watch anyway, because you’re nice like that.Nice girls don’t get the attention they deserve. We like sports, we like to get rough and dirty, we don’t ask you 100 times if you think we’re fat, and we don’t complain while you munch down four cheeseburgers as we enjoy our salad and water. Even more surprising, nice girls don’t get asked out as much as they should. We don’t expect anything fancy, I mean you can save that $40 you spent taking some whore out to dinner just so you could secure some booty time for desert and use it to rent a video and buy us some flowers. I wish I could explain this, but the only conclusion I can come up with is guys are image-whores who just want a hot piece of ass and to uphold a badass reputation. Many of them claim they want a girl they can take home to Mom, but when faced with such a lucky find they say absurd, illogical things such as “Oh, she’s out of my league”, “The timing is off”, or “She’s not my type”. I’m sorry, but these conceited jerks I just have no tolerance for. There is no connection between what they say (“I don’t want to wake-up next to a stranger”) and what they do (“Who the fuck is this naked woman in my bed?”). Furthermore, they comment on the lack of women who possess the full-package that are still available as they continue to sleep around with any hoe-bag with a short skirt, blonde streaks, wide-open legs, and even wider-opened mouths. But one thing I will say is this does not last forever. Eventually the boys get tired of fucking the high-school/college dropout with STDs and illegitimate children, and that’s when they will be begging to tap the tight nice girls’ asses. The hard part is sorting out the loser guys from the ones who didn’t have to sleep with 25 girls to realize what they actually want in a woman and then making sure they aren’t involved with the very psycho-bitches that give us nice girls a bad rep.So until these men realize what they are missing, until they actually grow big enough balls to go for the nice girls, until they are ready to get more from a relationship than blow jobs and booty calls, and until they have the intelligence to give us exactly what we need, I propose a toast to all the nice ladies. You know who you are, and I know you are sick of hearing you have to be patient and keeping waiting until what’s meant to happen will happen. But the truth is, the world needs your long comforting talks, your insightful suggestions, your pleasantly optimistic perspective, and your tendency to let the men act like heroes and take the credit while you sit in the background as the ditzy damsel who has so much more than what meets the eye. For all the crazy, immature, ill-witted things you fathom, for all the situations where your infallible performance is unacknowledged, and for the endless nights you spend trying to improve someone else’s life instead of your own, my gratitude and appreciation go out to you. You do have infinite, priceless, goddess qualities and our sovereignty and absolution is coming.

I GOT AN iPOD(shuffle)!!!!!

Im on Veritaserum, again.

It's not that funny but w/e. But I must win someday!!! I need I ideas for friends meeting up for a Harry Potter release party.

Ooh, bubble gum pink! Me likee! Well I've been really bore lately, but atleast my grandma's around so we an take walks around the neighborhood. My hands smell like vinegar because she made me clean the mirror in my room with a piece of newspaper practicaly covered in it. Oh well. I really have nothing else to do really so I dont care. Oh yeah, I can get a hamster now. 'Cause I made a big enough cage. My mom says she feels bad when she see's animals locked up in little places because she thinks thy're caged up and that they can't more around freely. My mom doesn't even let me keep my rabbit inside i's cage for more than a day because she thinks its cruel. But a day is not that long. Today is such a pretty day. I wish I could be at my other house so that I could go in the pool. Or go to the beach. I haven't been to the beach this summer. I miss it. Ok I won't drawl on any longer. Good bye.

Oh how sad!!!! Where will she go from where it ended!?!?!? I need more Harry Potter! Oh well. That was agreat book, best one so far, I think. But I serously have no idea where she's going to go from there...... SPOILER WARNING!!!!(highlight to see better) He says he's not going to go to school the next year! But I dont know if that'll change if the school stays open......

I must read it!!!!The Harry Potter plot summary finally came out but I want to read it but I dont want to because I want the whole book to be a secret!!! But I want to read it!!!!!! I should just stay in my bed asleep until tomorrow afternooon and then I will be able to withstand the temptation!!!

i need to post something after i take a picture

THIS IS FOR REAL!!!

MAN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER LEARNING HARRY POTTER SPOILER
‘I No Longer Have a Reason to Live,’ Says Despondent Potter Fan
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.” Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.” Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston’s house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter – and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate. “When Jude got that vanity license plate that said ‘Hogwarts,’ that seemed harmless enough,” said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. “But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help.” According to friends of Mr. Ralston, the Potter fanatic had done everything in his power to protect himself from stumbling across Potter plot spoilers, even disconnecting his computer from the Internet and avoiding his favorite vintage comic book store. Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston’s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. “In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,” she said. Elsewhere, President Bush called the jailing of a New York Times reporter “a positive step,” but warned that many other reporters were still at large.
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j/k. It was this guy poking fun at Harry Potter fans.

You know you're living in 2005 when..
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave


2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years


3) The real reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name


4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.


6) Your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.


7) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling


8) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all yourfriends


9) And.. you were to busy to notice number 5.


10) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5


11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity


Funny!

You know what...

I was watching the trailer for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and I started to feel really bad because of the poor boy. He only gets ONE chocolate bar every year for his birthday. And I remember seeing the old version of the movie and I remember really how poor they were that they lived in a shack, and hardly ever had money for food to eat. Then I thought about all the lower class people that live in the U.S. and in the world and I felt even worse. I started to get really sad and still am.....

Who would think a trailer for Willy Wonka would make someone sad.....

"Napoleon Dynamite" Quotes

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

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Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip]

Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.

Napoleon Dynamite: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?

Farmer: Do they have what?

Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.

Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.