This is really funny!

Some of these might be fun to try -

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/friend/mom is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cartswhen they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppersyou'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the beddingdepartment.>
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Whycan't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pickyour nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk ifhe knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "MissionImpossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" usingdifferent size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say"PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume thefetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!!!"